My computer has going through some serious upgrading in the past week or so. I got the full Adobe Suite CS4, fuck year, Photoshop CS4 Extended. I got a new antivirus system that rips the shit out of McAfee. They use it at Raytheon, so if it's good enough for a defense contractor company, it's good enough for my laptop.
We got FIOS installed at my house. The fucking guy spent like 6 fucking hours but I am downloading like the motherfucking fist of the North Star. My music and video capabilities and intake have, like my internet speed, increased tenfold. I have a not-retarded wireless router so now I can have my Wii and 360 running at the same time.
I managed to find a decent enough video converter so now I can convert all my video files into a iPod playable format. So far I am going through every episode of Samurai Jack and The Office (Seasons 1-4). Google 'Videora iPod Touch Converter' if you are in need of this service.
I downloaded RockNRolla. When I saw the preview in the theaters, I thought it was going to be like 'Shoot Em Up' and No More Heroes. I've watched about 1/4 of the movie. The intro got me fucking excited, then the rest of the movie was like a really bad British comedy show. (It is to be noted that The Office originally started as a British comedy, but America made it better, fuck year, in America) This is how it pretty much went. Try to read this in your best stereotypical British accent.
"Oy, dis 'ere is Lem. He's a gangsta and he's got a great lot of money mind you""These two lads right here owe Lem money, they don't know how they're gonna get it, they're going to have to beat an awful lot of Scots to get that much that'll be for true"
"This is here is some accountant lady, she's got no knockers but I'd let her sticky my wicket any day of the week"
"Bloody Cossacks"
"Where the hell is the bloody painting, someone find the bloody painting"
"(Some random guy "Bob' talking to Gerard Butler) "Before I go to jail there's only one thing I want, I want you"
So after that I was pretty much like WHAT THE FUCK. I stopped watching shortly after that because I was about to fall asleep. I'm going to finish the movie obviously, but now I'm expecting it to turn into a gay porn before the action scenes come in. Also, there's a fucking black guy talking with a British accent. I fucking laugh any time he has a speaking line.
RG Plays Mega Man 9 is still about 20% done. I'm sitting on the fence on whether I want to shoot the actual gameplay footage with my shitty camera set-up, or to get a TV tuner card to have a better quality picture. All the stuff I've recorded so far is pretty washed out as far as color goes...
Haven't really gotten any new games. I want to get Street Fighter IV, the Operation Anchorage DLC for Fallout 3, and The Lost and the Damned DLC for GTA IV (even though everyone's talking about fucking penises and shit being in it). But the money just isn't there because February isn't a fiscally sound month for me.
Also, the DS might become relevant, at least to me again. Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon, Mario and Luigi 3, and Grand Theft Auto Chinatown Wars all look fucking incredible and I will probably buy them.
I downloaded Castle Crashers and beat it. Haven't played it since. I was playing Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts and I spent a good 30-45 minutes building a penis vehicle. It is basically a penis attached to two monster truck wheels, but it has fold-out wings and deployable balloons so it can fly, and if you press the X button it shoots fire out of the tip. I'm putting a vid of it on youtube soon. Expect it to be here
Also, I found the .rar that allows you to replace Alyx with Zero Suit Samus in Half-Life 2. I actually feel compelled to finish HL2 and Ep 1 + 2 only because of this now.
Now Listening:
Unrest In The House of Light - The Protomen
Flight of Icarus - Iron Maiden
O Shot - The Gay Blades
The Prophet's Song - Queen
E-Pro - Beck
Now Playing:
Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts (360)
Half-Life 2 (PC)
Day of Defeat: Source (PC)
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