When all else fails, spam double lariats

I finished RocknRolla, I was pretty pissed. Gerard Butler ends up sucking Bob's dick, but Bob doesn't go to jail. They steal some money from these two Russian dudes that DON'T FUCKING DIE after being in a car crash, getting lit up with machine guns, and beaten with baseball bats. Eventually they come back and try to rape Gerard Butler in his house. The 'RocknRolla' guy turns out just to be a junkie and rockstar named Johnny Quid that kills people by stabbing them with pencils. He stole the painting from Lem, because Lem was his stepdad and treated him like shit. Eventually they find out that Lem is an informant and they kill him, and then Johnny goes into rehab and comes back. At the beginning they straight up say that there is going to be another movie. I don't know if want.

Ludacris is in the movie but I'm still mad at him for being Jim Bravura in the Max Payne movie. Fucking guy needs to learn his place.

Okay, this is another update on my movie. I have determined that I need to purchase a TV Tuner/Video Capture card for my laptop before I can finish 'RG Plays Mega Man 9.' If I have the card, I can simply record the actual video footage, instead of filming the TV screen while I play. This will allow for an overall better movie because every single shot I've taken of the screen is either too bright and washed out or too dark and you can't see anything. So I need to re-shoot all the in-game footage. If I'm lucky I'll be able to find a decent card at Best Buy or CompUSA so I don't have to order one and delay this fucking thing any longer.

I bought Street Fighter IV the other day. I don't know what it is about Street Fighter, but I suck so bad at it, or maybe just at fighting games in general. Playing as Ryu, I've learned all of the combos, hadouken, shyrouken, spinny kick thing, and the EX combos and the Super/Ultra combos. YET I CAN'T FUCKING BEAT SAGAT ON FUCKING EASY. FUCK. Maybe because it's a 2D fighter without a button for guarding/blocking...yeah...that's my excuse...

Okay, so this is the one thing that pisses me off.

Everyone knows how to throw a hadouken (blue):

↓, ↘, → + P

for an 'EX' or red hadouken it is:
↓, ↘, → + PP (two punch buttons at the same time)

For the 'Super' combo hadouken:
↓, ↘, → ↓, ↘, → + P

For the 'Ultra' combo hadouken
↓, ↘, → ↓, ↘, → + PPP (all three punch buttons at the same time)

My only problem is that when you throw a blue hadouken like, against a Sonic Boom or a Tiger Shot, they cancel out each other out, that's fine. When you throw a red hadouken, it cancels out the other guy's shot, and keeps going and hits them. That's cool and effective. But when you throw a Super or Ultra hadouken, the other person's shot GOES THROUGH YOUR SUPER/ULTRA SHOT and it HITS AND KILLS YOU BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BLOCK WHEN PERFORMING AN ULTRA COMBO. YOU THINK WHERE IT'S AN SUPER/ULTRA HADOUKEN, IT WOULD CANCEL IT OUT LIKE A RED ONE. BUT NO.

I've tried to perform the Ultra combo 3 times on Sagat when we've both had no health, and as I was doing it he was able to throw a Tiger Shot at me because the Ultra Hadouken is so fucking slow and doesn't cancel out the Tiger Shot. So I die before it even hits him. And it's Sagat, so I can't get near him because I will be Tiger Uppercutted or Tiger Knee'd in the face all day.

So not only can I not beat Sagat, but Rufus and Zangief constantly toss my salad whatever chance they get. The AI plays just like a fucking shitfuck on Live. Rufus is annoying as hell. I swear to god if I hear SPACE OPERA SYMPHONY one more time, I'm going to shit my pants. Whenever I play against Zangief I get powerbombed at least 3 times a round. His throws cancel out EVERY FUCKING MOVE. Picture fucking related, I die a little bit on the inside every time this happens
The only good thing about Zangief is that his double lariat move rips everything. I was able to beat Arcade mode on Hardest buy just double lariating over and over again. It was worth the 50G.

I guess I'm just going to try and learn the other characters. I'm actually having fun doing the challenge modes. I don't even want to play online. I don't even know what kind of faggotry awaits if the fucking AI is retarded. Or maybe it's just me?

I just want the TF2 scout update to happen so I can get the new weapons, I'm not going to farm for achievements. I've got a secret plan. It's a secret to everyone