This ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets

I got surgery on my stomach, so my video gets delayed even longer, fuck yeah, delays. Expect it to come out like, never :(

I downloaded 'The Lost and the Damned' for GTA IV. Probably the two best things that they added was new weapons and music.

For weapons so far I've gotten a sawn-off shotgun that I can fire while driving a bike/car, a fully-automatic pistol, I didn't even know they could make those, and a grenade launcher, which I accidentaly switched for regular grenades because I wasn't paying attention when I was doing the mission, and I hate being able to shoot grenades at people, it's too convienient. I would much rather blow myself up because I didn't know whether I threw a grenade or dropped it by my feet.

They added some more music, more specifically rock, metal and hardcore, which makes sense considering the whole episode is based around biker gangs. They also added some new rap, more specifically Love Lockdown by Kanye West. I fucking love that song. When it came on the radio I was like "OH SHIT" and then like, time slowed down as I fucking jumped my bike over traffic, landed it, did a 180-degree turn and killed 3 people with one shotgun blast. I had never felt so manly in my entire life.

That is until I did the next mission for some lawyer guy. And then I saw something that shouldn't be seen in a video game. Penises, actually just one penis. After the intro movie to this mission I was like "I don't even like video games anymore." It didn't even look like a legit penis. I'm going to post the picture just so it ruins your life like it did mine.
Aside from penises and other shenanigans. The Lost and the Damned is almost worth the 1600 Microsoft Points. The only reason I say almost is because I don't enjoy full-frontal male nudity. Even though I did laugh extremely hard, which I guess was the point. And also because they added Arab Money by Busta Rhymes, song's fucking annoying as hell.

LA ILAHA ILL ALLA HA LA ILI HAY YO
HILI B'ALAH HEY HIL BAY YO
WE GETTIN A-RAB MONEY

FUCK

I also downloaded Operation Anchorage for Fallout 3 but have no fucking idea how to get to it. Granted I didn't actual try. I booted up the game and couldn't find any hint of what to do, so I just played Left 4 Dead instead. Speaking of Left 4 Dead, I'm kind of excited to play more than 2 campaigns in Versus and the new Survival mode, even though all the videos I've seen people only survive for like 2 minutes. Good thing Valve is in charge of releasing the update so we won't get it until fucking June.

Speaking of Valve and update shenanigans, I got my Scout weapons taken away for a week because I used the achievement unlocker. The two to three hours I had using the Sandman bat was worth it I guess. Watchtower is like my new favorite level though.

I EAT YOUR SANDWHICHES, I EAT EM UP

I'll tell you what I'm excited for, Resident Evil 5. I don't even care if it's Resident Evil 4 with co-op, that's all I want is Resident Evil 4 with co-op and achievements. They just confimred Mercanaries mode with online play. Should be a fun time.

A long time ago I had a debate with myself over which game was better, Guitar Hero World Tour or Rock Band 2, and I said it would come down to the best DLC and RB was pwning noobs in that aspect. Well for March, GHWT gets Queen, We Are The Champions and Fat Bottomed Girls. FUCK, YEAR

Also, they announced Guitar Hero Greatest Hits, which is a collection of songs from GH1, 2, 3, and 80's, but now you can play drums, bass and vocals

They already confirmed Killing in the Name, Killer Queen, and Dragonforce. They need to add I Ran (So Far Away) and Paint It, Black and alot of other songs before I buy it. (Spoilers, I'll probably buy it anyways)