The YouTube video simply labeled as 'Snorlax', in my opinion, contains one of the greatest exchanges of dialouge in any video, movie, or film, ever. Funnier and realer than the exchange between Jules and Vincent in Pulp Fiction, more inspirational and mind-blowing than Morpheus's speech to Mr. Anderson in beginning of The Matrix, the heated debate between the two men in 'Snorlax' will live in the annals of history forever, or until the video is removed from YouTube for copyright infringement.
"Yo fuckin' Snorlax owns in this movie, look at him"
"Fuck, it's not Snorlax his name's Borlax you fucking jew"
"Shut the fuck up you don't know shit about Pokemon you fucking dick. Yo look, he's fucking holdin' all the Pokemon, don't tell me, I saw this movie a thousand times. Snorlax, only Snorlax can hold 10, look at him, he's fucking huge, he's more ripped than you. Shut the fuck up don't make fun of him, EXCUSE ME? Snorlax fucking owns you...he will....look at him he's bringing down-"
"That's fucking Raichu"
"That's not Raichu dick, that's fucking Pikachu"
"That's fucking Raichu"
"Oh my god, look, are you serious? Learn your shit."
"What the fuck is that, egg babies?"
"Look, Snorlax is fucking helping everybody right now, if you didn't have that guy you'd be fuckin' done. Listen, you can't...you can't pull 10, you can't pull 10 Pokemon"
Yes i can i fucking know how to catch him all.
"No you can't, get the fuck outta here"
"Get outta here, look Pikachu, Pikachu"
"What the fuck is that, two Pikachus?"
"No the left one's Pikachu, dick"
"Bullshit they're both Pikachu"
"They're not both Pikachu"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"
"What the fuck? get the fuck outta here, there's no dragons. That's not a pokemon, that's a fuckin'...that's a Chinese myth dragon, that's Henry Zao's textbook. Fuck, how are they in the forest now?"
"They were in the fucking city like two minutes ago"
"What the fuck is that? The trees are huge. Look Wigglytuff, oh my god"
"What the fuck his name is Clefairy"
"No dick it's Wigglytuff"
"It's fucking Clefairy"
"Yo, yo, I'm done with you, I'm done with you, I'm done"
"Oh my god it's Chansey, it's fucking Chansey"
"I'm done with this kid, this kid doesn't know shit, he don't even don't know shit"
Snorlax - Submitted by wildboy9000
September 9th, 2006
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na0mYSFPoCU
"Fuck, it's not Snorlax his name's Borlax you fucking jew"
"Shut the fuck up you don't know shit about Pokemon you fucking dick. Yo look, he's fucking holdin' all the Pokemon, don't tell me, I saw this movie a thousand times. Snorlax, only Snorlax can hold 10, look at him, he's fucking huge, he's more ripped than you. Shut the fuck up don't make fun of him, EXCUSE ME? Snorlax fucking owns you...he will....look at him he's bringing down-"
"That's fucking Raichu"
"That's not Raichu dick, that's fucking Pikachu"
"That's fucking Raichu"
"Oh my god, look, are you serious? Learn your shit."
"What the fuck is that, egg babies?"
"Look, Snorlax is fucking helping everybody right now, if you didn't have that guy you'd be fuckin' done. Listen, you can't...you can't pull 10, you can't pull 10 Pokemon"
Yes i can i fucking know how to catch him all.
"No you can't, get the fuck outta here"
"Get outta here, look Pikachu, Pikachu"
"What the fuck is that, two Pikachus?"
"No the left one's Pikachu, dick"
"Bullshit they're both Pikachu"
"They're not both Pikachu"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"
"What the fuck? get the fuck outta here, there's no dragons. That's not a pokemon, that's a fuckin'...that's a Chinese myth dragon, that's Henry Zao's textbook. Fuck, how are they in the forest now?"
"They were in the fucking city like two minutes ago"
"What the fuck is that? The trees are huge. Look Wigglytuff, oh my god"
"What the fuck his name is Clefairy"
"No dick it's Wigglytuff"
"It's fucking Clefairy"
"Yo, yo, I'm done with you, I'm done with you, I'm done"
"Oh my god it's Chansey, it's fucking Chansey"
"I'm done with this kid, this kid doesn't know shit, he don't even don't know shit"
I think it's the accents and the gratuitous use of the words fuck and dick in an arguement over a Pokemon movie that make this movie truly special for me.
Snorlax - Submitted by wildboy9000
September 9th, 2006
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na0mYSFPoCU
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