Soul Calibur IV - Take the non-bullshit modes from SC2 and the character customization from SC3 and you have this game but with SUPA HD GRAPHIX. Yoda and The Apprentice rip pretty hard. The first time they loaded up the Death Star hangar level with ♫ Duel of the Fates, I came fucking everywhere. My favorite addition to this game is the ability to edit all the pre-existing female characters so they're wearing bikinis. It is also noted that all pre-existing female characters have been given boob jobs too. So it pretty much makes it, Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball: Swords Edition. Cassandra is mai waifu. I would let her Critical Finish me if you know what I mean.
Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts - I fucking love Banjo-Kazooie and Tooie, so I can only hope that this will not let me down. I've only gotten 2 jiggies but it feels like a combination of BK and Lego Racers. lol, Rocket Racer
Animal Crossing: City Folk - I like to play Animal Crossing, anyone who knows me isn't suprised by this at all. And yes, I can still be addicted to it the 3rd time around, even though it's pretty much a port of the DS one. I don't have the WiiSpeak so I can't be sexually solicited....just yet....
Also, check this fucking screenshot.
I need this...now.
I need this...now.

Rock Band 2 (Wii) - Fuck yes you might be the best guitar-based video game ever. I mean, at least the soundtrack is amazing and the DLC may be 20x better than GHWT. Also, maybe it's because I started using Rock Band drums first, but I find them to be superior to the GHWT set. Maybe it's because my orange cymbal for my GH is retarded. If I fucking play Today by Smashing Pumpkins or Feel the Pain by Dinosaur Jr. one more time in World Tour mode, I swear to god I'm returning the fucking game. Fuck
Left 4 Dead (360) - There aren't many games that actually force people the work together. Granted, there are some people, (mostly blacks and 12 year olds) that would still rather just rush the fuck ahead and get killed. They almost single-handedly ruin the whole game experience on the 360. As I post this, Valve announced that they're releasing L4D DLC, and that it would come out at the same time for the 360 and PC. I wish I had friends to play this game with. Also, if you take the time to read the grafitti on the walls, there are massive amounts of, what they like to call, 'lulz' to be had.





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