It's August now, which means one more month before the Fall/Winter gaming shitstorm is upon us all. I'm gonna tell you which games I'm getting and why you should care. Because my opinion is still valid right? As far as this month goes, Wii Sports Resort (fuck year, Swordplay Showdown) and Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 are out, Shadow Complex comes out in August and I'm all for Super Metroid/Castlevania clones with achievements.
Guitar Hero 5/ The Beatles: Rock Band
9/1/09 and 9/9/09
DRUMMAN
HARMONIZIAN
GUITAR WEEPAN
9/1/09 and 9/9/09
DRUMMAN
HARMONIZIAN
GUITAR WEEPAN
Soul Calibur: Broken Destiny - 9/1/09
TERRIBLE BOXARTAN
GUARD IMPACTAN
FLESH BOUNCEAN
I enjoy playing Soul Calibur. I would even go as far to say that it's my favorite 3D fighter. Although the first version I played was SCII only because Link was in the Gamecube version (I was a hXc nintendude, alright?) but I think that everyone can agree that he was the best addition to the series. Fuck Heihachi...fuck the 10 hit combo, fuck Spawn too, no one actually cares about Spawn. Fuck the Star Wars characters too...Yoda and The Apprentice are broken and I'm not paying 600 points for Darth Vader. Now that they're making a PSP version, which essentialy is a port of SCIV, Sony/Namco had a brillant idea, they added MOTHERFUCKING KRATOS FROM GOD OF WAR. FUCK YEAR. Kratos would rip the shit out of Link and anyone in the Soul Calibur games for that matter, but it would still take him like 30 seconds to open a chest to get health orbs. So...Soul Calibur IV...but replacing the Star Wars characters with Kratos...I'm already sold. I probably won't even use Kratos because the option to use bikini Cassanadra is still available, which is great. Casssandra is my 2nd video game waifu after Jill Valentine (she's a member of S.T.A.R.S.). Yes, I used the term waifu, what are you going to do about it?
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COD4: MW and Modern Warfare 2 - 11/10/09
SNOWMOBILEAN
KILL STREAKAN
BANDWAGON JUMPAN
SNOWMOBILEAN
KILL STREAKAN
BANDWAGON JUMPAN
Here's the truth. I've never played Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, for more than 30 minutes at a friend's house. The fact that people are still playing the shit out of it cannot be ignored, and I'm afraid I'm going to jump on the COD bandwagon because everything I've seen about Modern Warfare 2 has impressed the shit out of me. Hopefully I'm not too late to reserve the super-rape Prestige edition of the game which includes functional night vision goggles. I included the first MW game in this post because it was just recently announced that it was going to be ported to the Wii. I'm not quite sure how to feel about that. The RE4 and Okami Wii ports were fantastic, the Dead Rising one...not so much. The controls aren't what scare me, it's the actual content of the game. If they had dropped the price on the PC or 360 version I would've already bought it.
Of course they're not military-grade night vision goggles, don't be a retard, but they're still pretty fucking cool
Left 4 Dead 2 - 11/17/09
BONKAN
PILL GRABBAN
PRAY HARDERAN
Left 4 Dead 2 - 11/17/09
BONKAN
PILL GRABBAN
PRAY HARDERAN
The first Left 4 Dead was awesome. The sequel should be just as awesome with the inclusion of melee weapons, new guns and ammo types. While the new characters probably won't be as cool as Bill, Louis, Francis and Zoey, the game should be still amazing. I don't want to be part of the 'BAWW PAYING FOR AN EXPANSION PACK, VALVE ARE JEW' crowd. I have a job, I have money, I can support the developer and enjoy the game. It's funny because after I typed this, Valve announced a new L4D1 campaign that will be free on PC, but will cost Microsoft Points to download on 360. Even after they said that they would provide extra content free of charge. BAWWWWWW VALVE ARE JEW.
I don't know if this is better or worse than No Mercy, I just don't knowNew Super Mario Bros. Wii - Q4 2009
WALL JUMPAN
KOOPALINGS RETURNAN
YOSHI STEALAN
WALL JUMPAN
KOOPALINGS RETURNAN
YOSHI STEALAN
Combine the first Super Mario Bros. 1,2, and 3, Super Mario World, and New Super Mario Bros and multiply by 4. As some would say, epic, epic for the wiiin. Co-op gaming is apparently become more and more relevant these days. This game looks reminiscent of Zelda: Four Swords with having 3 other people to constantly fuck you up as you try to beat a level. I am the person that always wants to beat the level properly and whoever I am playing with will be like 'LOL NO' and then proceed to burn and kill EVERYTHING. I can only assume this will be the same. They brought back the Koopalings from Mario 3/World. That automatically makes it so the game cannot fail. You think with all the advances in technology, Nintendo would be able to make the game Wi-Fi compatible, but I guess that makes too much fucking sense. Since there's no voice chat I guess it would be kind of pointless.
Perfect Dark XBLA - Q4 2009
I LIKED THIS GAME BETTER WHEN IT WAS CALLED GOLDENEYEAN
I LIKED THIS GAME BETTER WHEN IT WAS CALLED GOLDENEYEAN
Since Rare has not made a good game since the N64 era, it makes sense to port all of those games to the Xbox Live Arcade so that way everyone can enjoy the game. The only thing that ABSOLUTELY NEEDS TO BE ADDED is multiplayer via Xbox live. If they don't do it, all hope is lost.
Fuck yes Expansion Pak you are the worst peripheral ever! Thank God DK64 came with oneThere are a few games that have no definitive release date and after much speculation and date changes, they will not be released this year, and are therefore not qualified for the Fall/Winter shitstorm just yet, so I'm not going to write a whole lot about them...just yet.
Dead Rising 2- No Frank West, but still probably amazing
Bioshock 2: Sea of Dreams - Delayed til 2010, hopefully to make sure multiplayer works
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - FUCK YEAR, YOSHI
Max Payne 3 - FUCK YEAR, MARK WAHLBERG
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